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TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the
freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner
where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time
it takes you to say, ‘Oh SH– ‘

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation< BR>of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt
heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to
transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing
race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack
handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops
to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit
into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of
the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength
of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under
lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil
on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip
out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used
to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and
butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of
cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in
use.

DAMN-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling ‘DAMN-IT’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most
often, the next tool that you will need.

1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by - October 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm

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Handymen – Is your tool box complete?

These are the tools you need!
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, ‘Oh sh — ‘
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.
UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
DAMM-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling ‘DAMM-IT’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

7 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - October 17, 2010 at 7:16 pm

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Have a Collector’s Edition of Original Recordings – The Great Band Era (1936 -1945). What is it worth?

It has 10 orginal vinyl records and an informational booklet. Manufactured for Reader’s Digest by Radio Corporation of America.

2 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - October 8, 2010 at 3:24 am

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Where can I find auctions to sell/buy vinyl records?

2 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - September 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm

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Vinyl LPs or Compact Discs?

I have been a collector of all things music related for years and I usually listen to CDs these days.However I find It hard to part with most of my vinyl albums just because I’ve owned them for so long!
Do you prefer vinyl records or cds ?

10 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - August 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

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Why would some of xtreme music collectors and fans buy vinyl records instead of Cds??

I’ve been wondering why??

All the music fans and who’s aware of collecting most of the music they like buy records not cds??

4 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - August 26, 2010 at 9:19 pm

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Which old RECORDS are in demand and worth big bucks?

I have accumulated a lot of vinyl, mostly from the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s. Not being a collector, selling them makes sense. But I don’t want to be completely in the dark as to their value. What is the best source for this information? Bobby Kidd.

1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by - August 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

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Where can I sell (auction) my vinyl record collection of 33 1/3, 45 and 78s?

I live in Israel. Records are in various condition. I think a few are collectors’ items.

5 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - at 6:51 am

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Collecting Vinyl?

I’ve recently started to collect vinyl records 45s, 12″ and albums, on my travels I’ve noticed that quite a few records have Promo – Not For Sale, D.J. Copy Only, or as on some singles a capital A on the label.
Are these of any greater value than the ordinary release run? therefor worth collecting – or not.
To all you vinyl collectors out there, any advice on what I should be looking out for? ( I’m a collector and not a seller)

6 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - at 2:45 am

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What is a repressed LP on pink vinyl (or repressed vinyl)?

I know my boyfriend is really into vinyls so I wanted to get one for his collection. I saw his favorite band released a limited edition repressed LP on pink vinyl. Is pink vinyl some kind of novelty? Does “repressed” mean the record is a lower quality than an original, black record? Does it make it more of a collector item?

Please help!

Thanks!
Thank you!

1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by - August 20, 2010 at 11:38 pm

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